Who Is The Best Internet Marketer In The World?

Dear Intellectually Curious Friend,

You're obviously reading this because you're into Internet marketing.

Who is the best Internet marketer in the world?

Well, the word best has a lot of meanings. But here are some things you might consider:

1. Teaches EVERGREEN strategies.

Obviously if what you teach goes out of date quickly, then while YOU make a lot of money, your customers don't fare as well.

That typically means using an affiliate program for traffic because this is the most evergreen traffic you can get.

2. Doesn't make outrageous claims

Aren't we all a little bit tired of totally over the top income claims? Let's get real boys and girls. You aren't getting rich fast without much work.

3. Is incredibly handsome

If you go to:

http://www.mosthandsomeguyintheworld.com you can find out WHO that really is.

OK, so if you have #3, you probably violate law #2 about making outrageous claims. Still, if you ARE the best Internet marketer in the world, don't you think YOU would own mosthandsomebuyintheworld.com?

4. Is actually willing to write great content in a book you can read instead of making you wade through endless long videos, coaching programs and everything else to learn what you're about.

Not many top marketers are willing to write ebooks anymore because they want top dollar for everything.

But what about the guy or gal that can't afford the $100-$500 a month program. Shouldn't there be some QUALITY info for them also?

5. Publishes GREAT content even when a product launch isn't going on.

Someone who ONLY sends out great content leading up to a product launch kinda obviously ONLY cares about their sales.

6. Has been in the Game a long time, long enough to know the real secrets, ins and outs and every trick in the book.

That's a given.

7. Creative enough to own BOTH bestinternetmarketerintheworld.org AND mosthandsomebuyintheworld.org

8. Able to get a blog ranked high in Google against competition without even putting up a blog design or writing on stinking article.

9. Is friends with both Declan Dunn and Jonathan Mizel because they are cool guys.

10. Better looking than Ryan Deiss, John Reese (in spite of the Christina girl who was in love with John and not him...well...and all the other girls, ladies and women at ANY seminar John goes to but they don't freaking count), Jeff Walker, Jeff Johnson or Perry Belcher will EVER hope to be!!!!!

11. Writes better copy than Gary Halbert in his own mind.

12. STILL willing to mix it up on the Warrior's forum because he knows the ROOTS of the Warrior's forum and was there from day 1. Not living in an ivory tower and "too good" to talk to the normal folks.

13. Kin spelll common everyday wrods wrightly.

14. Did I mention better looking than Frank Kern and more charismatic on video also?

15. Holds the record for the LEAST sales at Armand Morin's Big Seminar 3 times in the row but STILL incredibly gets invited to speak.

16. Refuses to do "the bomb" handshake with Robert Plank and openly admits he'll never ever code as good or as fast as Robert nor probably ever do anything as FAST as him.

17. Hates the fact that Jason Fladlien stole the "rapping monk" USP from him...a project he truly had in the back of his mind but just hadn't implemented yet. What a GENIUS USP!!!!

Who woulda thunk it? I mean, really.

18. Secretly hates Yanik Silver for drinking some kind of concoction as a baby that turned into a world jetting James Bond superbeing who leaps, jumps, races, and all that. What DID your momma give you boy?

In a related story, MARLON SANDERS denies writing this page but openly admits he truly is the most handsome guy in the world usurping Gary Halbert for that moniker.